Mostly putting updates on facebook. Plus I feel strangely leery when it comes to sharing how I feel about all of this. I’m in a weird headspace.
Here’s a rant about this shitty hotel :
So this hotel has many cool features. For instance, if you are worried that the front desk and electronic plastic-wizardry card entry is insufficiently secure, you can grab your room safe, and take it with you! Utilising the latest in lightweight steel design, your safe can be picked up with one hand, and it’s compact size can readily fit into any backpack, ensuring that your valuables are never out of your sight. As it were.
If you want to travel around London and leave your valuables in your room, simply ask at the front desk for a room with a safe firmly bolted to the floor, and the staff will cheerily direct you towards a hotel which isn’t completely fucking shit.
As part of our “help you fat aussie bastards get fit” program, we have cancelled the lift access to the top floor and installed parkour-style stupidly narrow staircases, three of them, to ensure you get the leg workout you need, if not the one you want. Can’t juggle? Learn as you go, because if you have more than one bag, you’re going to be pretty good at juggling shit before you get to the top of those stairs. And, just like the Force, we preserve balance in the universe by making sure you’ll be juggling that shit on the way down again tomorrow.